So,whilst trawling ye olde Wikipedia for something inspiring to write about, I came across this rather ridiculous yet disturbing paragraph:

Katie Price (born Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield, 22 May 1978), previously known under the pseudonym Jordan during her early modeling career, is an English celebrity, businesswoman, singer, television personality and former glamour model.

Her time at topless female glamour model pictorial, Page Three, in British tabloid newspaper The Sun, instantly shot Price into the public limelight. She is notoriously dubbed by contemporary critics as being "famous for being famous", her personal life is often criticized by British tabloids and celebrity-based magazines, and her artificial breasts represent the pinnacle of her pornographic appeal; however Price is often viewed a collective ideal of genuine modern femininity to a widespread audience: particularly to females. Her continual struggle with the British media against her personal life and "rags to riches" story has turned her into an inspirational role model.

I would like, if I may (you may), to take you on a strange journey into my mind. First off, who even wrote this? Among other things, the sentence structure made my face hurt and the grammar, my eyes bleed. So, here for your reading pleasure is my own (and much more accurate) version of the opening paragraph to "Jordan's" Wikipedia page.

Katie Price (born Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield, 22 May 1978), previously known under the pseudonym Jordan during her early modeling career, is a media manipulator, child exploiter, surgery obsessed daughter botoxer, serial husband destroyer and former glamour model. Her time as a page 3 girl in the classic, pervy builders choice “newspaper” The Sun, instantly brought her up into the world of Britain’s Z list celebrities. There, she fought viciously for her place in the limelight with other slut bags such as Jodie Marsh. She was notorious for falling out of night clubs and flashing her veehag for all to see.

It has been reported recently that in a story of shit to awesome, there has to be hard work, a character that you can really relate to and a moment near the end where they prove that they still know where they came from. Due to this discovery, her “rags to riches” story has been called a load of old cock (by me, right here, right now). She is an inspiration to the following:

·        Wannabe WAGS

·        Girls who never want to work a day in their life

·        Women with no self esteem

·        Other mothers who fob their kids on the help and then pretend to care when someone  makes a harmless joke about them