Sex and Religion

Katy Perry, ”Dedicated Christian” and wife of “rehabilitated” sex fiend Russell Brand, has made it known that she has a major dislike for blasphemous pop stars. She targeted Lady Gaga last year for her music video “Alejandro” and has now hit out at Madonna for singing on a cross in her new live show. All this from a girl who squirts cream from her breasts and probably doesn’t adorn underwear on a regular basis.

She tweeted "Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.” Actually, it all depends on the comedian. If Frankie Boyle was telling it, I’m pretty sure it would kill. Lucy Porter however, not so much. And the same goes for this. You take Lady Gaga, wrap her up in latex, dress her as a nun and give her some rosary beads to suck on, it works. It’s interesting. It makes you think. Katy Perry could never pull off something so ostentatious because she has established her self as a cheesy pop star with meaningless songs.

Madonna is famous for being controversial (in the real sense of the word, not the Katy sense, bras with cakes on and the occasional coloured wig) and singing on a crucifix is much less blasphemous than snogging other women or using sex to sell your records. Slamming Madonna can only lead too spending the rest of your life wondering which roof the sniper is on and why you never receive any awards. Many have hailed her as being hypocritical but I believe that JEALOUS is a better label. After all, we hate only what we do not understand…